…will be at the hands stinger of a freakin scorpion!
So my buddy apparently has some kind of scorpion infestation at the part of town he lives at. I told him to catch me one next time he runs across one. So he did. He puts it in this little medicine case and gives it to me.
Anyway, long story short…it got out…in my car somewhere. FML!! I looked everywhere and I couldn’t find it. Supposedly, these little shits can live up to a year without food/water! What kind of shit is that?? T.T
