So my wife wakes me up in the middle of the night because she swears she sees a snake slithering into our pantry. Naturally, I get up and investigate. I look in the pantry and didn’t find shit. I thought to myself, “She’s probably trippin and ate too much tofu or something!”
Yeah so the next day, after draining the main vein. I see this sucker outside my bathroom just chillin there looking at me with those demon antennae. I scoop this mutha fucka up with a tupperware and and some paper.
Boom got chu bitch!
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